Monday, 6 October 2014

Good for what ails you



“For better digestion I drink beer,
 
in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine,
 
in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine,
 
in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch,
 
and when I have a cold I drink schnapps.”

“When do you drink water?”

“I’ve never been that sick!”

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