Monday, 6 October 2014

The Night Nurse

Vulgarity warning: This is a very typical Dad-type Joke. Do not read if you are easily offended.

 
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 16-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realises her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
 
'Well, that's great...that's just great... some asshole's got my pen!'

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